How to buy Google

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• go to google and offer then a blank check. let then know your balance is on $20 dollars though.
  GOFIGURE
• create gooogle and run google out of business .
  GuessWho
• goto google and eat lots of cheese cake.
  me
• Hack
  Vartice
• Fill google HQ with helium balloons dangling laxative fed add razors to paws; offer only to remove cats in exchange for google.
  DHill
• Go to Google HQ and offer them a blank check with your signature on it.
  Kleeh
• Visit my blog
  http://www.longestmile.com
• Make another search engine to obsolete google
  xza
• steal it and keep it in a van
  me
• we delete the last idea. It was an error... Sorry!!
  wecanbuygoogle
• Freek!!!!!!!!
  im more than u
• with donations or merchandising (microsoft word, pdf, powerpoint, etc) of documents
  R
• With merchandising? :D nice anf funny t-shirt with the logo!!
  Laurence
• With google Adsense!! :P
  Nordic
• With merchandising?
  M